Humiliated as a child by parents
We all know parents would tell s Quirky lies to there children just because they can. E.G watching too muct tv will make your eyes go square. Let's see who has the funniest strory. They kid N****** in Darton. My parents led me to believe that driving in the fast lane on the motorway actually makes your car go faster. Eating your crusts makes your hair grow curly. Fish is brain food but no explanation why Stephen Griffin in my class at school ate fish but couldn't write his own name. Originally Posted by Taylor15 Quirky lies to there children just because they can. "Mummy knows all about it and she says it's ok." Thats not the icecream man....its the child catcher ..DONT go out to the van, you'll never come back ..... Your face will stay like that if the wind changes direction. Carrots make you see better in the dark..... If you swallow chewing gum it will wrap around your heart and you will die, so I'd stay away from chewwy if I was you son! Sent from my iPhone after numerous autocorrections of correct spellings Read the rest of this entry »
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Chelsea vs bayern Munich
Who would you put your 50pence on? Chelsea. They've played shite, anti-football defensive crap for forty five minutes and I hate them. Therefore it's nailed on that the fucking ladyboy Spanish cunt Torres is going to get a last minute winner for the horrible Cockney cunts. Yep I'm with you there. I'm staying hopefully of a bayern hotspur win tho. bayern.........YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Chelsea.................fuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkk kkk Read the rest of this entry »
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Armoured vehicle tools
I've been chatting to a chum about the tools we had on tanks and bet my virginity on the result of this question On the Chieftain it was still imperial measurements and we had two 7/16x/1/2 spanners which used to go missing at quite alarming regularity When Challenger was introduced the smallest tool was 10x11mm I think. This chap doesn't think that a this could be the case as the difference between 10 and 11 mm is so small can you confirm to preserve my innocence? I'm sure you're right. 10/11mm might be close, but are both common metric sizes. Aren't spanners always like that? 8/9mm, 10/11mm, 12/13mm etc? I'm sure they all are in a Signals Tech toolkit too. Open Ended Spanners Like these ones! You are right BUT there is a 3/4 mm spanner. Originally Posted by StumpyHussar I've been chatting to a chum about the tools we had on tanks and bet my virginity on the result of this question On the Chieftain it was still imperial measurements and we had two 7/16x/1/2 spanners which used to go missing at quite alarming regularity When Challenger was introduced the smallest tool was 10x11mm I think. This chap doesn't think that a this could be the case as the difference between 10 and 11 mm is so small can you confirm to preserve my innocence? We had David Leaky as CO....he was a smaller tool.......trust me!!!! Read the rest of this entry »
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Diamond Jubilee Muster Windsor
Well done to everyone who took part, I felt very proud. Even the Crabs were in step, better fly past Read the rest of this entry »
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LHD Headlights for BMW 3 series touring (E91)
Hi, long shot but does anyone have a set of LHD halogen headlights for a 3 series BMW that they want to sell please? Thanks in advance, Oscar Try these fellas Car Headlights, Car Headlamps, Replacement & European Headlights. Headlamp Shop A good, BFG friendly site. Read the rest of this entry »
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50cc Scooter and Quad bike for sale
People; I have two motor bikes for sale: Boatian 50cc scooter, 57 plate, 5000-ish on the clock. Tax and MOT until Apr 2013. This scooter has been de-restricted and will quite happily do 45 mph. Use to use it to get to work and back but upgraded to a 125 recently. A very nice little machine that comes with XL Crash Helmet thrown in. About 100mpg so well worth a look. I'm in the Warminster/Westbury area and am looking in the region of 350 for the machine. Obviously open to a little bartering. Kazuma Falcon 110cc off road only quad bike. About 3 years old, Bright Red, one owner and must have only done about 150 miles tops. (No speedo so dont know for sure). Only really used by the wife and kids when i used to take the dogs out walking so more used as a X country mobility scooter and has never been thrashed. Cracking little machine for playing around on but no good areas to get to around me now without having to go on the road and i don't have/want a bike trailer. Got to be worth a punt at 450 notes, bartering expected. In the region of 850 new so a bit of a bargain. If interested PM me for further details any of these machines before they go on ebay. Warminster/Westbury area. Read the rest of this entry »
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MBA (Defence) – anyone done it?
Just looking around at various Masters level study courses and just wondered if anyone has done (or is on) the Defence Academy MBA (Defence) ? Read the rest of this entry »
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Is it possible to learn the bagpipes with the T.A?
I know about the courses that are run at the army school of bagpipe music but was just wondering if these courses were for just regular battalions? if they are open to T/A? or if there is weekend equivilant to the course(s)? I will be busy doing other things with the army for the next year so was only looking for some info as (potentially) longer term thinking of my future in the T.A. Thanks. Thanks indeed! This has to be the fucking strangest STAB thread I've ever read. Aren't you happy pretending to be a squaddie? Originally Posted by 6sierracharlieoscar I know about the courses that are run at the army school of bagpipe music but was just wondering if these courses were for just regular battalions? if they are open to T/A? or if there is weekend equivilant to the course(s)? I will be busy doing other things with the army for the next year so was only looking for some info as (potentially) longer term thinking of my future in the T.A. Thanks. Courses also for the TA....Or if your not working you can get on the Regular course... What unit you? in Pm me if your not wanting it on here... Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert Thanks indeed! This has to be the fucking strangest STAB thread I've ever read. Aren't you happy pretending to be a squaddie? Im glad i've made your day! I am very happy being (or pretending right?) a squaddie thanks, I was just wondering if it was possible that's all, I mean regular soldiers learn the pipes so are you saying they are not happy being squaddies? I guess your'e telling me its not possible then? The TA can learn to strangle cats alongside their regular counterparts I believe. Probably in a Scottish regiment. They have bandsmen as well. Why on earth? Beacause at least twice a year, pipers can name their price. Weddings and funerals for the rest of the year keeps the beer chit fund bouyant. Originally Posted by BuckFelize Beacause at least twice a year, pipers can name their price. Weddings and funerals for the rest of the year keeps the beer chit fund bouyant. And they get more trips abroad than the Rest us us plebs...lol ours just got back from a Tattoo in Virginia..lucky Buggers Originally Posted by BuckFelize Beacause at least twice a year, pipers can name their price. Weddings and funerals for the rest of the year keeps the beer chit fund bouyant. And they get to scare the Bejeezus out of all the other idle, hungover fuckers at Reveille. The cunts. Read the rest of this entry »
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